Miami Zombie Times — THE BLOG FOR HORROR, SCIENCE FICTION AND FANTASY!

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MZTBANNERThis blog is a fun and eclectic mix of all things pertaining to the horror, science fiction and fantasy genres. In addition, interesting people, places and events will be featured in this blog on a regular basis. I am a guy that likes nerdy and geeky-fun things, like video games, technology, strange news, and comic books. I have a wide range of interests that I hope you will like.

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BENJAMIN PHANTOM: Ben Cohen is THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND!

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Benjamin Phantom and his Cool King Kong T-Shirt!BEN COHEN, ALSO KNOWN AS BENJAMIN PHANTOM, IS A REALLY COOL GUY, AND HE IS THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND, BECAUSE HE OWNS OVER 270 OF THE COOLEST AND MOST ARTISTIC T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE IN THE REAL WORLD AND IN CYBERSPACE!  THE PHANTOM IS NOT SHY ABOUT SHOWING OFF HIS COOL T-SHIRT COLLECTION, NO SIRREE BOB!  HE MAKES FUNNY FACES, WEARS FUNNY HATS AND HE LIKES TO USE ALL SORTS OF CRAZY PROPS AND COSTUMES TO MAKE HIS FACEBOOK AUDIENCE LAUGH! 

BENJAMIN PHANTOM, THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND, IS WEARING A TOTALLY AWESOME SASQUATCH T-SHIRT

Can you guess what famous monster is the Phantom showing off on this cool blue t-shirt he’s wearing?  All true legendary monster fans know that its the Sasquatch monster, also known as Bigfoot!  For those who’d like to purchase one, the artwork is by the talented artist Nicolo Nimor and is available at designbyhumans,com.  The Phantom shows off his super cool T-Shirt collection on his Facebook page every day, and he does so by making funny faces, strange gestures, and outrageous poses.  I know because I’ve been a cyber-friend of the Phantom for several years now, and he’s a pro at getting people’s attention online, that’s for sure!

BENJAMIN PHANTOM, THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND, IS A GUY WHO LIKES TO WEAR A LOT OF DIFFERENT HATS, IN A VERY LITERAL SENSE!

BENJAMIN PHANTOM LOVES TO POSE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA WEARING FUNNY HATS LIKE THIS ONE BECAUSE HE ENJOYS MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH.  I ACTUALLY THINK THIS HAT DOESN’T LOOK SO BAD, YOU KNOW?  WHO KNOWS?  MAYBE THE PHANTOM, PICTURED HERE TO THE RIGHT, IS STARTING A NEW FASHION TREND FOR MEN.  WHY NOT?  COULD YOU IMAGINE GUYS WALKING AROUND THE STREET WITH HATS LIKE THESE IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS?  VERY ARTISTIC AND PERHAPS A BIT EUROPEAN, DON’T YOU THINK?  THE PHANTOM REALLY LIKES TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN, AND PUT A GOOD SHOW ON FACEBOOK THAT’S FOR SURE!

BENJAMIN PHANTOM, THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND, DOES ANYTHING TO GET A LAUGH, INCLUDING WEARING CLOTHES PINS AS EARRINGS!

I’ve got a lot of interesting and funny friends in Facebook, and I think it’s time someone write about these interesting people.  One such interesting person is the Benjamin Phantom, also known as Ben Cohen, a unique Facebook personality with a growing audience of over 1, 500 in the popular Facebook social networking site.  This guy has over 70 photos of himself posing for the camera and wearing the funniest things.  Here, the Phantom is starting a new trend that I hope will catch on.  He is using clothes pins on his ears as if they are earrings.  Now why didn’t I think of that?  The Chinese believe that the earlobes are an acupressure points for the circulation of chi, or vital energy.  I think this is a good alternative medicine cure for migraine headaches, or maybe not.  Who knows?  But it sure is funny as hell, that’s for sure!

BENJAMIN PHANTOM, THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND, LOVES H. P. LOVECRAFT AND CTHULHU, AND HE’S NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT!


TENTACLED MONSTERS FROM OUTER SPACE, NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL COOL, COOL, AND TOTALLY AWESOME!  COMING BACK AGAIN TO THE TOPIC OF SUPER FANTASTIC T-SHIRTS, THE PHANTOM IS PICTURED HERE WITH A MAGNIFICENT T-SHIRT THAT SHOWS A DEAD ASTRONAUT WITH A SKELETAL FACE AND TENTACLES FROM AN UNKNOWN ALIEN CREATURE, INSPIRED MAINLY BY THE GREAT H. P. LOVECRAFT, WHO HAD A FASCINATION FOR TENTACLED MONSTER GODS FROM OUTER SPACE.  THE PHANTOM PURCHASES THESE COOL T-SHIRTS FROM A VARIETY OF COMPANIES AND ARTISTS, SUCH AS STUDIO8WORX, BEASTPOP, JARED MORIARTIS OF BEASTPOP AND BEASTWRECK, DESIGNBYHUMANS, AND AARON CRAWFORD OF CAVITY COLORS.  THESE ARE AMONG THE PHANTOM’S FAVORITE T-SHIRT ARTISTS AND
COMPANIES, BUT HE HAS MANY, MANY MORE T-SHIRTS FROM A LOT MORE ARTISTS AND COMPANIES, SO ASK HIM YOURSELF IF YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT WHERE THE PHANTOM PURCHASES THESE SUPER COOL AND COLLECTIBLE T-SHIRTS FROM BY SENDING HIM A MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK!

A GRINNING BENJAMIN PHANTOM, THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND, IS WEARING AN AARON CRAWFORD T-SHIRT FROM CAVITYCOLORS!

RICHARD JOSEPH ALFARO, AKA CRIMSON SHRINE, ASKS BENJAMIN COHEN, AKA BENJAMIN PHANTOM: THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND, THE FOLLOWING QUESTION ON HIS OFFICIAL FACEBOOK PAGE: “WOW! WHO DID THE ARTWORK ON THIS T-SHIRT? (THE QUESTION WAS ASKED ON JANUARY 27, 2014 AT 9: 49 PM).  BENJAMIN PHANTOM ANSWERS MY QUESTION IN HIS OFFICIAL FACEBOOK PAGE AS FOLLOWS: AARON CRAWFORD, AKA CAVITYCOLORS (QUESTION WAS ANSWERED ON JANUARY 28, 2014 AT 7: 47 AM).  

Most of my tshirts are from http://www.designbyhumans.com, also from http://www.fright-rags.com, http://www.teefury.com, http://www.threadless.com and several others. Many of the artists are facebook friends, Studio8worx, BeastPop or BeastWreck (Jared Moraitis) are among my favorites. There are just so many and I try to spread it out so I have some shirts from artists. In my tshirts pics whenever possible I mention the name of the artist and the sites where I got them. I have a designbyhumans file and then I have one called Other Tshirts.”

— BENJAMIN COHEN, ALSO KNOWN AS BENJAMIN PHANTOM: THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND, QUOTED DIRECTLY FROM A FACEBOOK CHAT WINDOW THREAD ON FEBRUARY 24TH, 2014 AT 4: 51 PM. 


BEN COHEN AT HIS BEST AS BENJAMIN PHANTOM: THE INFAMOUS GENIUS MASTERMIND.  THIS IS A PHOTO OF THE INGENIUS PHANTOM WITH “FREAKIN’ PUFFY CHEEKS WITH CHAIN ON [THE] HEAD,”  THIS PHOTO IS FROM HIS FACEBOOK ALBUM TITLED “WARPED & CHAINED.”  


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NEW GODZILLA MOVIE: Godzilla Rises Again in 2014!

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GODZILLA RISES FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE EARTH ONCE AGAIN TO SMASH, CRUSH, PUNCH, KICK, PUMMEL, AND STOMP HIS WAY THROUGH ENTIRE METROPOLITAN CITIES, AND IN THIS BRAND NEW REBOOT OF THE FRANCHISE, THE FAMOUS PREHISTORIC CREATURE THREATENS THE SURVIVAL OF THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF PLANET EARTH! THE CREATURE DESIGN FOR THIS FLICK, FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN, IS TRULY AMAZING! AFTER HAVING VIEWED ALL OF THE TRAILERS FOR THIS UPCOMING CINEMATIC EXTRAVAGANZA, ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW!


This is the a low-res image of the official Godzilla 2014 movie.

Source: CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE SITE!


NEW AND AMAZING GODZILLA MOVIE IN IMAX 3D: GODZILLA RISES AGAIN FROM THE DEPTHS TO CREATE HAVOC ON HUMANITY IN 2014, AND MIAMI FANS ARE READY TO HIT THE MOVIE THEATERS WITH A VENGENCE!


When I was a kid, I loved all of the famous movie monsters, such as Frankenstein, The Wolf Man, The Mummy, The Creature of the Black Lagoon, Dracula, The Phantom of the Opera, Nosferatu, and all the other great and old Hollywood monsters.  However, the giant monsters, especially those that came from Japan, were by far my favorites!  Of all the giant monsters, such as King Kong, Mighty Joe Young, Rodan, The Cyclops, The Amazing Colosal Man, Kronos, The Blob and many more, Godzilla has always been at the very top of the list of all time favorite giant monsters.  Boy oh boy, I can’t wait to see this new flick that is shot using modern 3D cinematic techniques, and the roar of the new Godzilla is truly and absolutely amazing, that’s for sure.  Of course, there will be toys of this new Godzilla monster available for the paying masses, and kids of all ages, including this grown-up kid, will be purchasing all sorts of merchandise based on this brand new flick.  Aren’t you excited about this brand new Godzilla flick?  I sure am, and I am following all the buzz in cyberspace about this brand new reboot of a classic giant monster franchise!  With the box office success of Guillermo del Toro’s Pacific Rim, I am sure that this re-imagined reboot will do very well indeed, and judging by the response the official trailers for this movie is getting all over multiple social networks, I’d say this film is destined to be a total and absolute blockbuster.  I really hope this film is truly as good as it looks so far, and I hope this new film will invigorate the entire Godzilla franchise, because this geek and other Miami horror movie nerds love Godzilla, without a doubt!



LISTEN TO THIS!  The new Godzilla’s amazingly awesome roar!  WOW, TOTALLY COOL AND AWESOME!

 “Boy oh boy, I can’t wait to see this new flick that is shot using modern 3-D cinematic techniques, and the roar of the new Godzilla is truly and absolutely amazing, that’s for sure.”

— R. J. ALFARO, FOR MIAMI ZOMBIE TIMES 2014. 

This is another low-res image of the official Godzilla 2014 movie.

Source: CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE WEBSITE!

THIS GODZILLA, AS YOU CAN SEE IN THIS POSTER OF THE NEW MOVIE, IS A HUGE MONSTER, BIGGER THAN ANY OF THE GODZILLA CREATURES FROM PREVIOUS FILMS.  THIS IS A BEHEMOTH MONSTROSITY OF EARTH SHATTERING PROPORTIONS, WITHOUT A DOUBT!

SOURCE: CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE WEBSITE!

FEAR.NET ARTICLE ABOUT GODZILLA 2014 AND OFFICIAL TRAILER OF THE FILM:

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE FEAR.NET ARTICLE!

GO TO THE MTV.COM GODZILLA 2014 MOVIE

ARTICLE: CLICK HERE!

OFFICIAL TRAILER OF GODZILLA IN HD:

http://youtu.be/vIu85WQTPRc

GODZILLA OFFICIAL TRAILER #2: 

http://youtu.be/MSrUHoc9LIE 

With the box office success of Guillermo del Toro’s Pacific Rim, I am sure that this re-imagined reboot will do very well indeed, and judging by the response the official trailers for this movie is getting all over multiple social networks, I’d say this film is destined to be a total and absolute blockbuster.”

— R. J. ALFARO, FOR MIAMI ZOMBIE TIMES 2014.

WOW, WOW, WOW, AND WOW!  THIS IS SUCH A COOL COMIC-CON VERSION OF THE BRAND NEW GODZILLA 2014 FLICK COMING OUT THIS YEAR TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!  


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CARLTON MELLICK III: The King of Bizarro Fiction!

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EVEN IF A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO ADMIT IT, THEY SECRETLY LOVE THE BIZARRO FICTION OF CARLTON MELLICK III, AND I HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF HIS ADMIRERS.  HOWEVER, I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT AT ALL!  I AM A BIG FAN OF HIS WORK, AND MANY HERE IN SOUTH FLORIDA ARE BIG FANS TOO!

Carlton Mellick III is the king of Bizarro Fiction!  He publishes his books on a quarterly basis (every January, April, July and October).  

CARLTON MELLICK III: The King of Bizarro Fiction!


Elvis Presley may be without a doubt the King of Rock and Roll, but when we talk about bizarro fiction, only one name immediately comes to mind.  His name is Carlton Mellick III, and he is an amazingly prolific author who has written many books, novellas and short stories featuring the strangest characters and plot lines in existence on planet Earth.  The titles of his books are offensive, funny, absurd and always captivating, and his books immediately stand out at the bookstore.  Some people, when they think of fiction, they mention authors like Stephen King and Clive Barker.  However, when I go to the bookstore, the first thing I do is look for the latest Carlton Mellick III book title, and boy are these titles wonderfully strange!  As many of you well know, I absolutely love anything that is strange and off-the-wall, so that’s why I love Mr. Mellick’s work.  I love it not only for its funny absurdity, but also for its social commentary, satire, and tongue-in-cheek humor.  Mr. Mellick III has studied under the professional guidance of such world-renowned authors as Chuck Palahniuk, Cory Doctorow, Connie Willis, Paul Park, and Mary Rosenblum.

This is a picture of Carlton Mellick III, the greatest and most prolific bizarro fiction author in the world today!
MECHANICAL PORTALS, SATAN, HAMBURGERS, AND THE GRIMM REAPER: THE PERFECT COMBINATION FOR A BIZARRO FICTION NOVEL!

Satan Burger is one of Mr. Mellick’s most popular and most mentioned books, and features an assortment of characters, such as Jesus Christ, Satan, the Grimm Reaper , a motley group of squatter punks and a plethora of strange and interesting creatures.  I love the idea about “The Walm,” a trans-universal vortex that resembles a giant mechanical vagina.  Satan is real in this story, and he runs a hamburger chain!  This is one of my all-time favorite Carlton Mellick III books, that’s for sure!  Satan Burger has a unique story with super-strange characters, and contains an ecclectic blend of arcane religious mythology, outrageous science fiction, crazy fantasy, and surrealistic humor.  Mr. Mellick wrote this one when he was 20 years old, and it still stands the test of time.  This book has developed an international cult following! 
SANTA CLAUSE IS A GROTESQUE CREATURE WITH A BODY MADE OF SAUSAGES, AND HIS EYES ARE LIKE PIMENTO-STUFFED OLIVES.  HIS TEETH ARE ARE LITERALLY WALNUTS!
A story that is funny, outrageous, campy, violent and always entertaining, Sausagey Santa is one of Carlton Mellick’s III greatest works — and I am not the only one that believes this.  If you read the reviews of the this book online, you will read time and again, that this is one of Mr. Mellick’s finest works.  This story made me laugh out loud, and it will make you laugh too!  In addition to the grotesque Santa Clause with a body made of sausages, you have a neo-nazi  Frosty the Snowman, a female dominatrix character called “Decapitron,” warrior women in reindeer suits, freaky sex, hyper space panties, a Burt Reynolds elf, a suit made out of cabbage, and a giant Frankenstein jack-in-the-box.  This novella is really fun read, and I highly recommend it, especially during the Christmas holiday season . 
Mr. Carlton Mellick III has his own action figure by Warhorse Collectibles!  Now isn’t that action figure cool?  The question is this: When will Mr. Mellick star in his very own movie?  Miami fans would like to know. 

“Elvis Presley may be without a doubt the King of Rock and Roll, but when we talk about bizarro fiction, only one name immediately comes to mind.  His name is Carlton Mellick III, and he is an amazingly prolific author who has written many books, novellas and short stories featuring the strangest characters and plot lines in existence on planet Earth.”

— R. J. Alfaro, blogger for the Miami Zombie Times.  

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PHANTASM REMAKE: Miami Fans Want Phantasm 5!

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There are all sorts of rumors going around in cyberspace about a Phantasm 5, but are they any true?  All I know is this: MIAMI HORROR MOVIE FANS WANT A PHANTASM 5 FILM!  Heck, all fans of this horror movie franchise are clamoring about the possibility that Don Coscarelli will be involved in either a SEQUEL or a REMAKE, because there is word out there in the World Wide Web that a script has already been written, and that 2014 is a very good year for PHANTASM fans.  You see, this year is the 35th ANNIVERSARY of the original PHANTASM film, because as fans well know, the original classic flick came out in 1979.  One side note: I actually saw the original film when it first came out, and that film changed my life forever.  There are four movies that made me a horror movie addict: George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead, Don Coscarelli’s PHANTASM, John Carpenter’s Halloween, and Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Of all these films, PHANTASM has the creepiest vibe, mainly because of TALL MAN, played by Angus Scrimm, and the movie’s soundtrack.  Oh boy, how I love this movie’s super eerie soundtrack!  Whatever they decide to do, whether it is a sequel or a remake, fans want a PHANTASM movie as soon as possible (PHANTASM ARCHIVES)! 



Don Coscarelli wants to make a Phantasm V You Tube Video.

This is an image of the official poster for Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm (1979).  Copryright AVCO Embassy Pictures 1979.
This is the original movie trailer for Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm (1979). 


PHANTASM REMAKE OR SEQUEL: MIAMI FANS AND FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD WANT A PHANTASM 5 MOVIE NOW!




“There are four movies that made me a horror movie addict: George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead, Don Coscarelli’s PHANTASM, John Carpenter’s Halloween, and Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Of all these films, PHANTASM has the creepiest vibe, mainly because of TALL MAN, played by Angus Scrimm, and the movie’s soundtrack.” 



This is one of the creepiest horror movie scores ever done, in my opinion!











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RASPUTIN THE CRAZY MONK: Salvation through Sex, Pain and Debauchery!

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Look into the eyes connected to the mind of a madman!  Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian Orthodox Christian “holy man” who preached a strange and twisted doctrine of salvation through sexual indulgence.  It is said that this perverted holy man would use his scraggly beard as a napkin, and old rotten food would would remain in the hairs of his whiskers for years.  Now wouldn’t you like to smell that, my dear reader?  Yes, the man was not a looker, as you can plainly see, but he sure had armfuls of voluptuous women he would grope with his fiendishly large and veiny hands.  His hands aren’t the only parts of his body that were immense.  Women who had sex with the creepy religious nut said that his private parts were gargantuan.   With his hypnotic eyes, legend states, he would seduce women and made them do his bidding.  Rasputin gained a reputation for being a saint and mystic with supernatural powers, but, in fact, he wasn’t even an ordained monk, nor did he belong to any religious order or sect.  He was a con artist that knew how to trick people into giving him whatever he wanted.  With his natural charisma and his deep hypnotic eyes, he managed to gain a lot of power within the House of Romanov, the imperial dynasty the ruled Russia at the time.  The insidious clergyman gained much influence over Tsar Nicholas II, “the Emperor and Autocrat of all the Russias.”  Many people believed this charlatan had divine powers to heal the sick, so the Tsar invited the pseudo-monk to his home so he could heal his sick son, Alexei Nikolaevich, of hemophilia (WIKIPEDIA).

GRIGORI YEFIMOVICH RASPUTIN — THE DIRTY, CRAZY AND LUSTFUL MONK: Salvation through Sex, Pain and Debauchery!          

 

This is a picture of the demented monk Rasputin.
This image is in the public domain, and can be
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The lustful, ambitious and opportunistic religious fanatic ended up having sexual relations with the Tsar’s wife, Alexandra Feodorovna.  Rumors quickly spread that the lecherous monk was having sexual orgies with the Tsar’s wife, daughters and other women of the close to the imperial family.  In fact, there are many old black and white photos all over the World Wide Web that show Rasputin surrounded by many rich and influential women of the time.  He conned these women with his faith healing and supposed psychic powers.  You see, the aristocracy of the time was obsessed with mysticism and the occult, so the bearded pseudo-monk Rasputin became a symbol and a spokesman for religious miracles and strange paranormal powers.  Even though there is no proof he actually belonged to a religious sect called the “Khlysty,” it is commonly believed by scholars and historians that he was influenced by their bizarre doctrines.  One of the sect’s rituals was known as “rejoicing,” involving sexual debauchery and orgies as a way to overcome the sins of the flesh and gain the salvation of one’s immortal soul.  Salvation comes to the practitioner by committing fornication and then being sorry for having committed the act.  This, according to the Khlysty sect, would draw you closer to God, and, therefore, achieving eternal salvation.  It is rumored that this sect would not only have sexual orgies, but they would practice sadomasochistic rituals  with whips and other pain-inducing instruments (WIKIPEDIA).     

    

“RASPUTIN WAS ACCUSED OF BEING A HERETIC, AN EROTOMANIAC, AND A PSEUDO-KHLYST.  THE STRANGE AND OBSCURE RELIGIOUS SECT CALLED THE “KHLYSTY,” HAD RITUALS INVOLVING SEXUAL DEPRAVITY, ORGIES AND ECSTATIC SADOMASOCHISTIC PRACTICES.  ACCORDING TO THIS SECT, COMMITTING THE ACT OF FORNICATION COULD LEAD TO ETERNAL SALVATION IF THE SINNER WOULD REPENT WHOLEHEARTEDLY AFTER HAVING COMMITTED THE SINS.  ENGAGING THESE SEXUALLY DEPRAVED ACTS AND REPENTING AFTERWARDS WOULD DRAW THE BELIEVER EVER CLOSER TO GOD.”


A closeup picture of the crazy and enigmatic monk Rasputin.
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“Look into the wicked eyes connected to the mind of a madman!  Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was a Russian Orthodox Christian “holy man” who preached a strange and twisted doctrine of salvation through sexual indulgence and debauchery.  It is said that this perverted holy man would use his scraggly and knotted beard as a napkin, and old rotten food would would remain in the twisted hairs of his whiskers for years.  Now wouldn’t you like to smell the aroma emanating from the madman’s beard, my dear reader?”


Rasputin living it up in the Russia of his time.  As you can see, he was surrounded with women of all ages that practically worshiped him.  It couldn’t be because of his ugly beard, though.  What was Rasputin’s secret for getting it on with so many women?  This image is in the public domain, and you can download it from: CLICK HERE!


“Yes, the man was not a looker, as you can plainly see, but he sure had hand fulls of voluptuous women he would grope with his fiendishly large and veiny hands.  His hands aren’t the only parts of his body that were immense.  Women who had sex with the creepy religious nut said that his private parts were gargantuan.” 










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WOMEN WITH SWORDS: The Sexy Fantasy Art of MICHAEL CALANDRA!

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WORLD RENOWNED HORROR AND FANTASY ARTIST MICHAEL CALANDRA STRIVES TO ENTERTAIN HIS FANS WITH DARK AND SENSUAL IMAGES OF SEXY AND ATHLETIC WOMEN WITH SWORDS AND OTHER WEAPONS, AND HIS FANS ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM!  THE TALENTED AND PROLIFIC ARTIST MICHAEL CALANDRA HAS WON COUNTLESS AWARDS FOR HIS UNCANNY AND REALISTIC ARTWORK, AND HIS MASTERPIECES HAVE BEEN FEATURED IN MANY POPULAR PUBLICATIONS, SUCH AS THE PRESTIGIOUS HEAVY METAL MAGAZINE, A PUBLICATION MOST FANTASY NERDS GREW UP READING! 


Copyright Michael Calandra 2014.  Image is used with permission from the artist, Michael Calandra. 

“Mr. Michael Calandra has videos and books available in his official website that showcases his magnificent works of art, and the best part is that they are available at an affordable price.” 

R. J. Alfaro, the Miami Zombie Times. 


Copyright Michael Calandra 2014.  Image is used with permission from the artist, Michael Calandra. 

“WORLD RENOWNED HORROR AND FANTASY ARTIST MICHAEL CALANDRA STRIVES TO ENTERTAIN HIS FANS WITH DARK AND SENSUAL IMAGES OF SEXY AND ATHLETIC WOMEN WITH SWORDS AND OTHER WEAPONS, AND HIS FANS ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM!” 

— R. J. Alfaro, the Miami Zombie Times.   


“SEXY, SEXY, AND I DO MEAN SEXY-HOT CHICKS WITH SWORDS, NOW THAT’S WHAT MICHAEL CALANDRA FANS AROUND THE WORLD LIKE; AND THAT’S WHY I AM WRITING ABOUT THIS WORLD-FAMOUS AND TALENTED ARTIST!”

R. J. Alfaro, the Miami Zombie Times. 



Copyright Michael Calandra 2014.  Image is used with permission from the artist, Michael Calandra. 

What I remember the most, personally, is the spectacular artwork he has done for Heavy Metal Magazine.  Some of the most spectacularly beautiful Heavy Metal covers of all time feature Mr. Calandra’s work.”    

— R. J. Alfaro, the Miami Zombie Times. 



The Sexy Fantasy Women of MICHAEL CALANDRA!

SEXY, SEXY, AND I DO MEAN SEXY-HOT CHICKS WITH SWORDS, NOW THAT’S WHAT MICHAEL CALANDRA FANS AROUND THE WORLD LIKE; AND THAT’S WHY I AM WRITING ABOUT THIS WORLD-FAMOUS TALENTED ARTIST!  FOR MANY YEARS, THIS FANTASY GEEK AND HORROR NERD HAS BEEN ENTHRALLED BY THE FRANK FRAZETTA INSPIRED ART OF MR. CALANDRA, ESPECIALLY HIS BEAUTIFULLY REALISTIC-LOOKING AND SENSUAL LADIES THAT WOULD APPEAR ON THE COVERS OF HEAVY METAL MAGAZINE!


Copyright Michael Calandra 2014.  Image is used with permission from the artist, Michael Calandra. 

“THE TALENTED AND PROLIFIC ARTIST MICHAEL CALANDRA HAS WON COUNTLESS AWARDS FOR HIS UNCANNY AND REALISTIC ARTWORK, AND HIS MASTERPIECES HAVE BEEN FEATURED IN MANY POPULAR PUBLICATIONS, SUCH AS THE PRESTIGIOUS HEAVY METAL MAGAZINE, A PUBLICATION MOST FANTASY NERDS GREW UP READING!” 

— R. J. Alfaro, the Miami Zombie Times. 

Copyright Michael Calandra 2014.  Image is used with permission from the artist, Michael Calandra.

“Mr. Calandra not only paints beautiful fantasy women in various erotic poses, but he also has beautiful pieces based on some of the most iconic horror, science fiction and fantasy characters; some of these characters are from classic horror flicks, such as The Mummy, Dracula, The Wolfman, Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, and Night of the Living Dead.”

— R. J. Alfaro, the Miami Zombie Times.  


Mr. Calandra not only paints beautiful fantasy women in various erotic poses, but he also has beautiful pieces based on some of the most iconic horror, science fiction and fantasy characters; some of these characters are from classic horror flicks, such as The Mummy, Dracula, The Wolfman, Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, and Night of the Living Dead.  In fact, Mr. Calandra has an amazing array of paintings based on the classic George A. Romero zombie flick Night of the Living Dead!  What I remember the most, personally, is the spectacular artwork he has done for Heavy Metal Magazine.  Some of the most spectacularly beautiful Heavy Metal covers feature Mr. Calandra’s work.  Mr. Michael Calandra has videos and books available in his official website that showcases his magnificent works of art, and the best part is that they are available at an affordable price. 

LIKE MR. CALANDRA’S ARTWORK?  VISIT HIS WEBSITE AT: 

http://www.calandrastudio.com/Calandra_Studio.html

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